okay, so my theory to the 2012 apocalypse is that the 4000 magnetic pole cycle is coming to an end and the poles are going to shift.

My mom read a book once that believed that would happen in the 2012 apocalypse and that for the next 3 or 4 days, gravity will increase.

can't you just imagine waking up one day and not be able to get out of bed? let alone, lift your arm to turn on the light?

visualize this for a few minutes and you get some pretty funny images. What would the dog do? how would you convince your mom that you literally can't get out of bed? How would you get to school? (probably by army crawling to the car to realize that the tires have exploded).